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Stealth. Precision. Sass. The “License to Heal. Degree in Chaos.” design brings secret agent energy to the scrub life, because some nurses save lives with skill, caffeine, and a complete lack of chill.
At the center is a silhouette-style nurse striking a bold pose, stethoscope swinging like a silenced weapon, holding a gleaming syringe as if it’s classified equipment. Behind her, a retro-style graphic of concentric target rings radiates from a red medical cross, giving off vintage spy-movie vibes. The phrase “LICENSE TO HEAL” arcs above in bold stencil font, while “DEGREE IN CHAOS” anchors the bottom like a mission status screen. Around her, floating chaos: pills, syringes, charts, cracked thermometers, and clipboards that look more like throwing stars.
This design is for the fast-paced, hyper-organized, detail-sharpened nurse who can manage a full floor of patients with the calm demeanor of a secret agent, but who’s still 100% ready to lose it if the printer jams again during shift change.
Combining comic-book boldness with vintage espionage styling, this artwork is a wearable power move. It's ideal for nurses, med techs, students, and shift survivors who live between grace and madness.
Whether you're closing charts like dossiers or dodging the emotional landmines of a 12-hour shift, this piece honors your ability to hold it together when everything else is falling apart.
Elevate your casual wardrobe with this stylish Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Designed for both comfort and versatility, this tee can seamlessly transition from a day out with friends to a cozy night in. Its breathable fabric keeps you feeling light and comfortable, making it perfect for everyday wear or for lounging at home. The classic crew neckline and retail fit lend a neat style that works well for accessorizing or as a stand-alone statement piece. Ideal for casual outings, this tee speaks to anyone who appreciates both fashion and comfort. Celebrate occasions like birthdays, holidays, or casual gatherings with this fun and relaxed tee that is sure to be a hit among friends and family.
Highlights:
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Features graffiti-style “License to Heal, Degree in Chaos” text
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Nurse silhouette styled like a secret agent with syringe and med icons
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Comic-book energy with vintage spy film composition and chaos elements
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For RNs, CNAs, ER medics, and clinical professionals with elite reflexes
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Designed by Pixelated Panic Co. where charting is classified and healing is lethal
Product features
- With side seams for enhanced shape retention.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for durability.
- Shoulder tape for added stability.
- High-quality printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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